The United Kingdom Breeds Stupidity.

 

Ah that was a nice break, so it's time once again for some profile reviews!  To start off with I decided instead of focusing on one, I would set my targets on 2 short profiles!  Both of these people have 2 things in common, firstly, they are from the UK, and secondly, though they are from one of the countries the spawned English… none of them seem to be able to speak it… which is usually the case it seems.

The failure of the English Language.

 

Ah, had a nice cool down from all of last night's writing, thus it's time to start up again!  I have my wine, my music, some cancer sticks, and self glorified ignorance in hand.  Let the show being!  Speaking of self glorified ignorance, our next contestant is the definition of such, that or delusions of grandeur… I haven't quite decided yet, so as always I will let you the viewers be the judge.  Everyone… meet… THE EMO GOD!  Or as I like to call him, "Emo Pose"… as that seems to be his only skill with a camera.

The polite vampire?

 

Seems that these days people are getting a wee bit more intelligent about what they put in the public eye, this of course makes my job all the much more difficult ( and annoying ) to find a good target for your enjoyment.  Though in this case, I do believe I've found a gold mine of human stupidity.   As many of you more than likely realize, the "Twilight" book/movie has opened the eyes of Americas youth to the idea of just how peachy-fucking-keen "vampires" are.  Though as many of you also know, this is a sect of annoying little snot-cunts that actually believe, they are vampires.  Is this new?  Of course not, has it become rampant?  Much like the inbreeding West Virginians, yes.

Horse Boy the Emo Fag

 

Well last week's profile review was a roaring success ( as I expected of course ), so I do believe it's time to move on to our next little douche-canoe.  Today's winner is "Chaotic Chris", which from what I have seen translates to "I still live with mommy and daddy".   He is of course, emo… and has that same oddly shaped face/nose that EVERY single emo kid seems to have.  Seriously people, is that one of the requirements to acceptance in the emo culture?  Looking like a malnourished horse with a hair-cut ala weed-whacker wielding meth addict completed by a facial structure that somehow gravity forgot?

Simmi the Emo Terrorist!

 

Be it by email, via comment, or just a lovingly crafted message over AIM, people just LOVE to give me their opinions… regardless of my obviously apathetic stance regarding anything related to them.  Though sometimes the email/comment/etc is just too good to keep all to myself, I must share it with the world!  Tis my job… that and drinking profusely… and occasionally lighting transvestite street walkers on fire… ok I have a lot of jobs.

Lucid's Cock

...oh god.

Smacky Slut The Horse Faced Drag Queen.

 

Ah yes, P2K is back in business… feels good eh?  Like a screaming orgasm upon the back of a… hell I don't know, llama?  Sure, why not.  Though we all know it just wouldn't be phreak without the time honored tradition of pointing out those that should have been aborted via some type of incendiary device.  So please welcome, the first of many, the heroine addicted… DanielEllyot!