Seems that these days people are getting a wee bit more intelligent about what they put in the public eye, this of course makes my job all the much more difficult ( and annoying ) to find a good target for your enjoyment. Though in this case, I do believe I've found a gold mine of human stupidity. As many of you more than likely realize, the "Twilight" book/movie has opened the eyes of Americas youth to the idea of just how peachy-fucking-keen "vampires" are. Though as many of you also know, this is a sect of annoying little snot-cunts that actually believe, they are vampires. Is this new? Of course not, has it become rampant? Much like the inbreeding West Virginians, yes.
Meet "Loki" everyone! Now I use the quotes because the odds that little this little over privileged white kid from who cares suburbia is actually named Loki are about as slim as me having a lucid thought after a weekend bender of pain killers and Rumpleminz… sounds fun actually, I'll have to remember to schedule that in some time.
While Loki's VF profile data says that he is 20, and his about me section says he's 18, I'm going to go with no more than 16, and that's being generous. He is a "blood sucking" redneck from Tennessee, that is with no doubt Single and pansexual…. wait. Would someone like to inform me what in the name of a zombie poodle pansexual is? Is that men, women… and animals? I think we have a chicken fucker on our hands here… BOW BEFORE ZEE VAMPIRE CHICKEN FUCKER!
Anyways, enough of my mindless babble, to the meat of it all!
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