Well last week's profile review was a roaring success ( as I expected of course ), so I do believe it's time to move on to our next little douche-canoe. Today's winner is "Chaotic Chris", which from what I have seen translates to "I still live with mommy and daddy". He is of course, emo… and has that same oddly shaped face/nose that EVERY single emo kid seems to have. Seriously people, is that one of the requirements to acceptance in the emo culture? Looking like a malnourished horse with a hair-cut ala weed-whacker wielding meth addict completed by a facial structure that somehow gravity forgot?
…Yeah, say that three times fast.
At any rate, onward and upward into the story of Horse Boy!
I found Horse Boy on stickam, which is becoming a gold mine for these kids. Give a emo-fag a webcam and watch them becoming instantly famous among the troves of underage, overweight, and soon to be suicidal youth of America, honestly guys and gals, it's like shooting fish in a barrel with a sub-atomic nuclear weapon… if you miss, you should've met a coat-hanger in the womb. I decided on this one to use both content from his Stickam as well as his MySpace, but being that I feel no need to distinguish between either or, guess for yourselves.
So yea, the names Chris and i am the drummer for Oceans Bleed Blue we are getting big so stfu .
Firstly, what a stupid name for a band… "Oceans Bleed Blue"? That's about as original as "Sloths Climb Slow" or "Horse Boy Sucks Cock". Let this be a lesson people, naming your band after an obvious fa [...]
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