Friday, February 13, 2009

Simmi the Emo Terrorist!

 

Be it by email, via comment, or just a lovingly crafted message over AIM, people just LOVE to give me their opinions… regardless of my obviously apathetic stance regarding anything related to them.  Though sometimes the email/comment/etc is just too good to keep all to myself, I must share it with the world!  Tis my job… that and drinking profusely… and occasionally lighting transvestite street walkers on fire… ok I have a lot of jobs.

ANYWAYS!  This comment comes to us from… Simmi in regards my comments about Smacky Slut, whom used the email xlololx@hotmail.com... Which happens to be the gravatar address of male rag-head, thus logically speaking, one could only assume that Simmi is Smacky Sluts terrorist boyfriend, and none too happy with me.  On to the comment shall we?

how fucking dare you say that?!

Going to have to narrow it down a bit for me sparky, I said a lot.  Was it the circa your little sisters closet?  Or the comments about Smackys heroin addiction.

are you that bored with your life that you spend the  time to write all this out?

In short? Yes.  In long? …. Well there is no long really, so… yes?  Was this a trick question?

everything you've said about Daniel couldn't be further from the truth.

Oh god, now he's going to tell me how wrong I am, and how I'm a bastard, and how he and his latently homosexual terroristic… ( is terroristic a word?  Fuck it, it is now ) are going to give me their "dirty bomb". [...]

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