Ah yes, P2K is back in business… feels good eh? Like a screaming orgasm upon the back of a… hell I don't know, llama? Sure, why not. Though we all know it just wouldn't be phreak without the time honored tradition of pointing out those that should have been aborted via some type of incendiary device. So please welcome, the first of many, the heroine addicted… DanielEllyot!
Let's start off with the basics, shall we? As most of you remember I have a bad habit about actually typing these douche bags names, instead coming up with some nick name for them that makes me giggle like a school boy with a mason jar of chloraphorm…. In this case, based off of appearances, both physically as well as medically, we shall call him Smacky Slut… if you don't get the references, I have a tack hammer.
NOW! For the fun stuff, lets meet Smacky Slut shall we?
NOT New. Old Profile Was DanDecomposedTM
Ever notice how kids these days like to add ™ after their names, graphics, so on, so forth? I'd love to see the paper work documenting their federal trademarks. Personally, I feel it should be legal to club those that do this with a baby seal.
I'm here because some of the the ugliest things, take the longest time to make;
Well there is actually a bit of truth in this statement… hell, it took this gender confused drug addicts mother 9 months to pop him out, and he is one of the ugliest things I've seen in quite some time. Kudos for your honesty.
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