Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hot Boxin' Phelps

 

So, the first "African American" President has been elected, we are in a horrific state economically, the price of gas is about to soar again, yet what is buzzing in the new world at the moment?  Phelps smoking weed.  Some famous guy, was caught, smoking weed.  Seriously, this is news people?  Bet you if it was some rapper it would be dismissed in a heartbeat… which of course proves, you're all racist.  You are all a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

Do I care that Phelps won more gold than a leprechaun in a shin kicking contest?  Nope.  Do I give two halves of a flying rats ass he is an athlete that is sponsored by America? Good lord no.  Do I have the time or energy to even care if Phelps lives or dies?  As CG would say, "Negatory Ghost Rider".  But sweet Jesus does the fact that he smoked some weed have America in an uproar.  Seriously people, who cares?  Is it any different than me smoking weed?  If you answered yes to that question, I would LOVE to hear why, then promptly there after listening to your half baked rant about how Phelps represents American and shouldn't do things of the nature, fuck your face with the business end of a claw hammer. 

You're right, he does represent America, I have no argument with that at all… do you realize that a metric fuck ton of America smokes pot?  While I'm sure you bible thumpers, political fence sitters that warp EVERY situation to benefit your "older and wiser" belief systems of how you believe the world should work, and the rest of you generally useless people would be more than willing to disagree, you're wrong.  Plain and simple.

Without googling, find me one Afric [...]

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