So I apparently have been living under a rock, or haven't had the inclination to care about random internet drag queens. Regardless of the reason, I have just recently learned of the internet celebrity; "Jeffree Star". I first saw this person on Stickam while talking to Infected a while back, sitting there on the main page doing some random show and being… well, a drag queen like nothing I have ever seen. Thinking it was just some random dolt, I moved on to other things in my evening. But as of late I keep hearing about this atrocity to man-kind all over the drama-wagon. ( Live Journal, MySpace, so on, so forth ). After doing a little digging I have come to realize that not only is this walking advertisement for colored sharpies some type of icon for emo faggots everywhere, but actually has a band! That's right, a band… though I am using the term loosely as the "music" it creates basically sounds like a random drag-queen saying random idiocies into a mic while banging random keys on a Casio keyboard from 1986… oh wait, that's exactly what it is. I'd rather listen to the Lion King sound-track on repeat while continuously driving shards of glass into my crotch than subject myself to more than 3 seconds of this garbage.
But I suppose this goes to show, talent isn't everything, nor is image. All you need to do to make a band is either have some money, or, well, suck a whole hell of a lot of dick. Which being that Star here seems to b [...]
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