Have any of you seen someone type this? "tl;dr"? I personally have, more often than ever these days. I honestly had no idea this thing stood for something. In fact, for the longest time I was under the assumption that it was an improperly parsed Unicode character. ( Look it up kids, it's far too late in the evening to be explaining anything remotely resembling programmatic logic. ) At any rate, I decided to Google it today, and damn my eyes, it's another acronym! As if we don't already have enough of that garbage floating around the internet, leave it to this new generation of socially retarded simian cluster fucks to come up with something like this.
It stands for "Too Long; Didn't Read". Go figure, kids these days can't sit still long enough to even read, let alone spell out and entire sentence. Honestly, I know public school is about as functional as an asshole on an elbow, but Christ on a cracker is it really this bad? Amusingly enough these are the same children who will read their live journal friends list for hours upon hours with a total character count of the bible read, but put them in front of one single article that has more than a paragraph and words greater than 2 syllables and they run faster than their mother from the abortion clinic… yes it was another coat hanger abortion joke, you should be used to it by now. Anything with a small amount of substance apparently "bores" these kids… lovely… I can see the future, and its filled with a kind of stupid that is contagious on a apocalyptic level. Ever see the movie Idiocracy?
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