Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Of goth girls and Delusions of Grandeur

With the tune of Tech N9ne in the background, I do believe it's time to move on to my next interest of misogynistic amusement.  Before I go full throttle into this next complete piece of human excrement, allow me to give a short, but sweet, introduction as to how this little twat fell into my gaze.  As some of you know, I at times wear synthetic hair.  As a great few of you know, Infected ( an author of P2K ) happens to make said synthetic hair, or dreads, to be overly technical. 

Some time ago, Infected, who I will now call GI, for the purpose of saving my fingers decided that it would be a rather good idea to go into business selling said dreads, as her work is top notch and by all means the best that has ever graced the noggin I call my cranium.  She made a flyer for said services, and as most corporate businesses used stock photo found around the internet to display, and explain what said dreads can look like.  Well, as to be expected, in such a small industry, there were those that would do all they could to pick apart the most asinine aspect of said fliers.  Basically, new competition is not welcome.  Everything from pictures, to attitude, to prices was heavily scrutinized.

Well, now it's my turn to scrutinize.  My first target? Lorelei.

Lorelei, or cunt as I shall refer to her from here [...]

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