Ahh. Now that I'm taking a break from shooting the fattest fish in the barrel, I'm going to aim between the bits of gray scales and chunks of smelly, crisco-coated flesh and go for the not-so-rare goth fish. The...Vampire Freak. Hello, Sanfox. I'm looking at you. Now, at first glance I didn't think this fine specimen of humanity would be worth a review. Hell, I nearly clicked the X and gave up right away. Ahh, but then I mistakenly looked beneath the photo of the fox you have as your main picture and started to take in a bit of your profile...and began to salivate. Sex: male Yes, male, which I doubted at first, given the huge love for foxes and the blindingly enormous amount of banners and pictures a few inches down your profile. Age: 26 Location: fuck you, a crappy pad somewhere, New Zealand You're asked your location and the first thing you say is 'fuck you'. You're trying to sound like a hardass...in your Location. This should be fannnnnntastic. Rating: 8.82 Rating points: 864 Now I'm not fluent in Vampire Freaks' little rating system, but I am fairly certain that that 8.82 is out of ten. This just proves that you don't even have to show pictures of your ugly ass to be rated above average on Vampire Freaks. All in all, ratings mean nothing on this site, and this fox fucker just proved it. Blah, blah blah, come to the Occupation: sociapath of unwarranted notoriety and I can't help but snicker. Let me make you all aware that this happens to be a blanket term for a number of disorders. This pissant is probably too busy googling pictures of foxes (yeah, we all know you didn't take these pictures, fuckstain, otherwise you'd have something up of your ugly ass trying to look cool with ICP makeup on) to know this, so I'm going to help out [...]
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