Wearing Leggings As Pants

Maybe you thought you were the scenest bitch in town with your skinny jeans so skinny you have to zip the zipper with a fork. Well, I hate to break it to you and your pink hair extensions, but there are plenty of scene kids out there with fabric on their legs even tighter than you. Unfortunately, for most passer-bys, rather than wearing actual pants, scene kids everywhere have started sporting leggings instead. Unlike many scene trends, the whole leggings as pants is almost logical. When I was in kindergarten, I used to rock my floral print leggings as pants every day, and let me tell you , I was the coolest girl on the monkey bars. If you go to any given scene band’s show (see: We The Kings, All Time Low, The Cab ), the majority of the attendees are still in elementary school (or at least act like it), so wearing their playground stretch-pants to their big kid playground (the venue) is not really all that weird. Now i know you are saying to yourself “ What about the scene queens, and girls that hang out at Angels and Kings every night? They wear leggings like cat-woman!” . There is an even simpler explanation for that. Girls are sluts. The closer you look to being naked, or in some random piece of fabric from American Apparel, the more likely you are to go home to Brooklyn with Martin Johnson. Just because there is an explanation for wearing leggings as pants does not mean that it is justified. If leggings were pants, they would be called PANTS , and they would not be sold in the tights isle at Target.  Nobody wants to see your little scenester ass flying around left and right. We get it, you wanna fuck , and you have a nice butt. Do that on your own time, not in my face. I know they’re comfortable, but that’s only because there is nothing but a piece of spandex between you being clothed and being naked. Wearing leggings as pants may be the latest in scenester attire, but whenever you go to a show in  leggings, you’re alwa [...]

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