In a world where you judge your friendships by the number of text messages and ims you send and receive from someone in a day, its hard to keep track of everyone. Luckily for you, and your equally scene counterparts on efagz and fueledbygossip, there’s a simple way to classify who you like more: Top Friends . A scene queen can only handle so much love and so many real friendships, so top friends is the perfect way to weed out the SIFs, the uglies, and that girl with the really bad FTSK tattoos on her foot. Beginning as a little box of your 8 besties on your Myspace profile, top friends quickly broke out across the scene. Now, you can have as many top friends as you want on Myspace. I’m sure someone committed suicide because they got replaced by a Alex Deleon in Demi Lovato’s top friends. And not only that, there are even top friends on your Sidekick. I don’t know what it is, but the order of one’s top friends, whether it be Myspace, Facebook, or your T-Mobile 5 Faves, is of utmost importance. Only the best of the best are in the top row… and I’m talking like at least 2k texts per month, or n00dz or something . Those that settle for a more mediocre spot are simply ranked by their internet popularity: Example: http://www.myspace.com/audreykitching . -Top row: besties and her favorite company to model for. -The other rows: a slur of internet phenomenons and neon clothing lines with secondary importance. Whoever you are, and whatever social networking you prefer, it is forever forcing you to choose the best of the best, and forget the rest. Creationists, I hate to break it to you but thanks to top friends, Darwinism is real, and it probably controls your 16 year olds e-life. ..
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