Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer (PBR)

Of all the beers under the sun, nothing quenches a scenesters thirst for bro-ing down like a nice Pabst Blue Ribbon.  Perfect for keeping up appearances, PBR is America’s dollar beer, but in Allston, Brooklyn, Capitol Hill, and all those other neighborhoods with Shepard Fairey wheatpastes on every corner, it’s like Cristal. As America’s favorite underground beer, PBR is one with the scene: Pabst is perfect for any touring band. What other dollar beer do you know of that is drinkable? Half the time you don’t even have to pay for PBR. Pabst sponsors events and companies all across the scene, from sketchy dance parties at dive bars (a scenester fave), to festival sponsorship, to street art events ( see Proletariat’s PBaRt) , wherever you are, PBR is too. The attraction between scene kids (well technically theyre supposed to be 21 ) is Pabst Blue Ribbon’s cult fashion. Like hair extensions, or strictly wearing American Apparel hoodies, holding that tall boy in your hand at this week’s Paper , with a group of scene-as-fuck Allstonites posing for party photography, makes you part of something. Yes, Chloe Cuntbag something even bigger than your teased hair.

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