While this actually applies to Goths, Rivet-Heads, Cyber-Goths, etc, etc, et-fucking-c.. I decided to just throw the entirety of all the related sub-genres into a big pile. As I am too lazy to write about each walk of life on its own… and in all honesty there really isn't that much of a difference between them aside from the music differing… ever so slightly.
Being that I seem to fit somewhere into the genre, not exactly sure where, but fit never the less… I am exposed to just about every walk of it. From the good, to the incredibly idiotic, sadly the ladder applies more often than not. As this is the case, I have decided to write a little public service article with tips as to help those of you that apparently missed the socially acceptable bus… enjoy!
Make-Up: Some say beauty is comes from within, I say a far share of us are butt-fucking ugly on the outside… so make-up is needed! Though, much like alcohol and firearms, make-up should be applied with care, remember kids like the popular of emo kids, less is more. You are not a clown, stay away from white face, it makes you look like you applied far too much sun screen and usually ends up making you look like an abstract piece of art after being in a crowded club for a few hours. Also, black lipstick looks good on about .1% of the world… that .1% more than likely not being yourself… please stop making yourself look like you gave oral to a squids ink vein. You ARE NOT The Crow, please stop drawing stupid shapes on your face with eyeliner, this includes the "Crow Lines", ankhs, crosses, those stupid swirly things that make no sense to me. You are also not a extra on the set of the grudge, blending colors of makeup is fine, but wiping a black glob of shit down yo [...]
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