Alliterations

In their neverending search to be unique, scene kids (with help from Myspace) took it upon themselves to alter their names in hopes make themselves appear more interesting… at least on the internet . To keep it as catchy as the latest Sparks the Rescue tune, the alliteration aliases were born. Tom Anderson woke up one morning to bulletins  from Regina Razorblade, Trevor Tragedy, Sarah Suspense , and a slew of other scene kids with matching initials. In case it isn’t obvious , alliterations are just the manifestation of scene kids’ true literary intelligence. Someone got bored in 8th grade advanced literature, and finally put all those *~stupid~* techniques to some use. Who knew Shakespeare was the founding member of the Whore Train? Unfourtunately, for all of you with names that start with letters that never quite made it to the front of adjectives, you’re stuck with nonsensical names (alliteration much!?) like Katie Kutthroat , or even better, Vikki Vibrator. What scenesters don’t seem to understand is that its not your name, number of e-friends, or your posting status on Overcast Kids that makes you cool, its that thing, personality that does. Yeah, that thing you threw out along with your old pair of flare jeans…

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