Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Pure Douchebag 666

 

VF never ceases to grace me with its ability to attract the strangest and most chemically unbalanced people.  Then again, it's a profile rating site based off the ideas of a mythical and magical creature, like God, Satan, or Obama Bin Laden… wait, did I say Obama?  Shit.  Though in this case, the apparently contagious ailment delusional retardation does not discriminate age.  Wait, never mind, I knew that already… Nebris and his Land Whale proved that point quite expertly.

Meet, "PureFuckingEvil666"!  As you could gather from his alias, this boy... man… whatever means serious business.  Also as you could more than likely gather, this man… is a complete tool.  Not even a useful tool like say, a spork.  No, he is the kind of tool you have to spend a metric fuck ton of money on because one certain part in your car was made in Canada, the kind you use once, and never again.

Firstly, the man is 30.  A 30 year old delusional asshat on a profile rating site.  This screams winner.  Secondly, he has a child, which was apparently lost due to a custody battle with his ex-wife… and after reading his attempt of a profile, I can completely understand why.  This guy doesn't have issues, he's got a lifetime subscription.  Let's move on to said content now shall we?

"READ OR PISS OFF DONT BODER ME WITH BULLSHIT[...]

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