Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Corey Feldman's On Gorgeous Geeks...And Is A Woman?

  http://www.gorgeousgamers.com/users/resoc9p2 I'd like to start out that this is my first visit, so this may be more of a review of my overall impression of the site than the fucksmack I linked above.   I'd like to note that 19 out of the first 20 female gamer profiles I saw on the list noted, under 'Wii', had 'Zelda: The Twilight Princess' under favorites. I'd like to thank all of you twats for making me never want to buy this game for fear that I'd be purchasing the Nintendo equivalent to Hello Kitty: Save A Fucking Princess Edition. That aside, let me get on to the subject at hand. Just a note before I start, I hate people that make profiles on these sites and don't fill in information. This post is to prove that, even though you're probably just a waste of bandwidth and will never touch that profile again, you are not safe from the prying eyes and harsh words of the MyTards category of P2K. Let me begin by saying that this asshat has a profesionally done photograph of himself as his main picture. This immediately makes me assume that it's a fake picture. Why you'd use a fake picture that looks like that one moron from that one horrible 80s movieis beyond me. I'd like to point out this fuckstork's lack of content. Sure, he's new. Great. But he isn't even the newest member, and the, what, 18 or 19 people that are newer than him by around a day or two have profiles filled out to the metaphorical brim. Ahh, but here's the catch. The other people on the same list as him are women. And while I'm not sexist, they tend to be more apt to fill out a profile rather than just wasting the bandwidth on a fairly respectable site (...for the most part). Why, you might ask me. Why, Goat? Why is he on a page full of women? Ah, well, let me tell you, little ones. Let m [...]

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